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Fools' Errands

by Stephen M. Wilson

Got?

At Ché Intergalactic Café
Meg's six breasts were the height of cliché
            till she got knocked up
            and they all filled up
Now she makes a mean breast-milk Latté

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Medusa wed
a hunk of cheese
from this, Gorgonzola

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Mythos One Breaths:

#1:        Cthulhu calling:
             "Do you have Yog-Sothoth in a can?"

#2:         Q: What's long and gray and smells like Shub-Niggurath?
A:           Cthulhu's tentacle.